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- "Why do you have a home pregnancy test?" (s02e05)
- "Mom, what you do and all, I'm cool with it."
- Nancy:"How did this happen?" Silas: "You don't want to know." Nancy: "Oh but I do!" Silas: "If I had to bet on it I'd say it was weeks ago, my room, doggy style, when I pulled out the condom was gone. Megan has really strong muscles, must have sucked the thing right off...... Nancy: ".....Ah ah ah stop stop stop!" Silas: "You asked. You want to be the cool Mom." (S02e5)
- "The good Christian people of Agrestic like to get baked.
Early on, soon after Shane had crashed throgh in the Botwin's (Nancy's) bedroom, Nancy caught Silas and Megan in her bed together. Nancy said she would not have this going on under her roof, to which Silas replied, but Mom, there is no roof.
"Hay mom, I just wanted to let you know that next year I'm dropping out of school and moving to New Jersey."
- (to Nancy) " You may not take 'em, but you sure do sell 'em."
- Silas: "Come on! Think of the time this will save us on foreplay. All you have to do is wisper "shoot me in the optimum kill zone" and i'll be good to go." Quinn: "I could whisper linoleum and you'd be good to go."
- (Written in Graffiti on a wall) " I'm sorry. P.S. My maid thinks I ****** a Smurf."
- Silas: " I'm never getting married, it's death. Andy: "You're a little young to have reached that conclusion." Shane: "How come you're not married, Uncle Andy?" Andy: "Because it's death."
- "All women are evil lying *******, but I'm trying to be the good big brother here, so when she kicks the **** outta your heart, i;ll buy you a beer with my fake I.D."
- Silas: (on the phone with Nancy) "Hi Nancy." Nancy: (while U-Turn and the Armenians are pointing their guns at her) "Hi... did you take something that doesn't belong to you?" Silas: "I want in." (Nancy sighs, Silas has all her weed in the back of his car, Celia arrives in a police car.) Celia: "That's him! That's the little ****** who stole my cameras! Arrest him!" Silas: "****" (Silas hangs up. Nancy has to hang up too, Five guns pointing at her...)
- Silas: " I'd like my phone back." Nancy: "No, as I told you. Coming with me to the growhouse tomorrow." Silas: "Should I be excited about this, or is this like, punishment?" Nancy: "This is also like, a way to learn about a business from the ground up. Literally. This is also like, a way to keep you occupied so you don't, like go off and do something else, like, stupid. Like, get it?"
- "Yeah, sure, death is no big deal. Because life is just blah, blah, blah."
- Nancy: what the hell am i gonna do with Shane? Silas: Take him to a shrink. Should've done it years ago. He's f**kin nuts" (season 3, episode "protection")